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Kuroo would be a monsterfucker
I do not accept criticism now/ever
I do not accept criticism now/ever
NSFW (i should have put this on my first tweet)
He likes big fangs and long tongues and he daydreams about carefully brushing his monster lover's fangs before giving them a nice minty kiss
He likes big fangs and long tongues and he daydreams about carefully brushing his monster lover's fangs before giving them a nice minty kiss
Kuroo: No, you don't get it, Something about how their lips curl and the fangs show is so fucking erotic, like if you don't think that's hot you're missing out on so much
Bokuto: I'm good bro thanks
Bokuto: I'm good bro thanks
Kuroo: If i had an orc boyfriend i would kiss their orc teeth every day. One kiss for each fang in the morning and night. And then i would su--
Bokuto: Yes!!! You said this thrice today!!!!!
Bokuto: Yes!!! You said this thrice today!!!!!
Kuroo, watching Venom: Oh fuck,,, i want to brush his teeth... and then lick them...
Daichi:
Daichi:
Daichi: If you like fangs so much then you should lick them as they are, not brush them before you lick them. That feels like a cop out.
Kuroo: Look, that's like saying if you *really* like anal then you wouldn't bother to clean first.
Daichi: I'm never saying anything again
Kuroo: Look, that's like saying if you *really* like anal then you wouldn't bother to clean first.
Daichi: I'm never saying anything again
But he actually likes the idea of brushing their fangs because it feels like a very intimate act of caretaking and he just also wants to touch their fangs in an ambiguous sexy/non-sexy way because he just thinks they're cool
nobody watches monster movies with him anymore but he gets Daichi and Bokuto to watch Castlevania (netflix version) with him and
Bokuto: I'd let Alucard bite me... actually I'd let Dracula bite me too, damn daddy
Daichi: NOT YOU TOO
Bokuto: I'd let Alucard bite me... actually I'd let Dracula bite me too, damn daddy
Daichi: NOT YOU TOO
Kuroo: Come on, you don't like Alucard? not even a little bit? not even a teeny tiny little bit?
Daichi: he's cute but I wouldn't let him *bite* me.
Daichi: I'd ABSOLUTELY rail him into the bed though,
Kuroo: thank god, there's hope for you yet
Daichi: he's cute but I wouldn't let him *bite* me.
Daichi: I'd ABSOLUTELY rail him into the bed though,
Kuroo: thank god, there's hope for you yet
And then it turns out Daichi is a werewolf,
Y'all know exactly where this is going
