I need you all to see the exact amount of chips someone left in this bag that I just found in the pantry, nicely put away with a chip-clip and everything.
This is also an unreasonable amount of grapes to leave in the container and put back in the fridge.
Similar crime, same suspects.
One. Goddamn. Oreo.
Does this look like a reasonable amount of leftover fried rice that someone in my family put back in the fridge? No. No it tf does not.
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