rating goat breeds- thread
alpine- pointy ear goat bey agreeable and sweet but lacks flair and spunk (7/10)
boer- meat goats, very thick chunky dudes but super dumb and mean. (4/10) only bc of the chunk
toggenberg- very very similar to alpine but has prettier patterns and colors. agreeable disposition. honestly no complaints very solid goat. cool name. (8/10)
welsh black necked- incredible. majestic. beautiful. (10/10)
saanen- boring color just an alpine but white. yummy milk tho. next. (3/10) for pretty name
nubian- EVIL GOAT!!!! DONT BE FOOLED BY THE FLOPPY EARS AND PRETTY COLORS! THEY ARE ASSHOLES!!! i do love them tho, produce the best and most milk and are the easiest to hand milk (8/10)
nigerian dwarf- SMALL!!! CUTE!!! FRIENDLY!! not a very good milk yield but it’s very buttery and delicious. very fucking hard to hand milk.
myotonic (tennessee fainting goat)- usually dual purpose meat and milk goat. don’t actually faint their legs lock up when they get scared and they fall over. pathetic. easy prey for predators. (-100/10)
lamancha- this goat has NO EARS!!!!! ITS SO COOL!!!! THEY ARE SO SWEET!!! i love this goat. they are my favorite. they have no ears. solid milk and production. cool colors and patterns. sweet and spunky. agreeable. NO EARS!!! (10000/10)
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