We can make new sports.

"Stickly" - Two men go into the woods and are forced to fight to the death with tree branches and rocks.
"Juggaroo"

3 men in parking lot, each with a gallon of milk.

First one to vomit loses. Loser is stripped and beaten with reeds from the nearby marsh.
"Foolball"

-Played at night
-15 players are released into a cordoned off section of the wild (urban, jungle, desert, doesn't' matter)
- One player is given a medieval morningstar and a large dose of psychadelics.
- Everyone wears a GoPro
- See what happens
"Lacrosse"
"Boar" (originally from Italy)

- 3 teams of 3
- All weapons allowed
- Played in a large warehouse
- One team is just coked-up wild boars
- Try not to die for an hour
“Bracer”

- 100 yd field (reclaimed football fields?)
-half the players wear early 1900s leg braces
- other half with gas powered cannons loaded with rubber balls along the sides
- players in braces try to get from one end to the other

- alt variant cocaine boars: “Boaracer”
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