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The Thought Police - AKA The Ministry of Truth
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#WWG1WGA #ThoughtPolice #NineteenEightyFour
Police forces around the country must be removed as soon as possible, this will allow for the new totalitarian thought-police to take full control.
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[THREAD]
#WWG1WGA #ThoughtPolice #NineteenEightyFour
Police forces around the country must be removed as soon as possible, this will allow for the new totalitarian thought-police to take full control.
(1) It's much safer this way and that's what is most important - safety, people can't handle freedom.
Nor can they handle free-thinking, herein comes the thought-police.
The thought-police will be much more capable than our current judicial system.
Nor can they handle free-thinking, herein comes the thought-police.
The thought-police will be much more capable than our current judicial system.
(2) With the old policing system, you would have a small jury of your peers, but now with the new system you will have the entire world judging a scenario which they know nothing about.
Thanks to your favorite mainstream media outlet, you will know exactly how to judge!
Thanks to your favorite mainstream media outlet, you will know exactly how to judge!
(3) You will feel super smart and important because you are supporting the right side on every issue.
This agenda of super-righteousness lacks fallibility, and is the moral apex of human consciousness.
It is super tolerant of all ideas, except ideas that
This agenda of super-righteousness lacks fallibility, and is the moral apex of human consciousness.
It is super tolerant of all ideas, except ideas that
(4) disagree with the thought-police consensus.
People won't have to think for themselves anymore, because they will see exactly what they're supposed to think by looking through the top thought-police opinions on the TV, Facebook, Instagram, and twitter
People won't have to think for themselves anymore, because they will see exactly what they're supposed to think by looking through the top thought-police opinions on the TV, Facebook, Instagram, and twitter
(5) (don't worry, all the stupid fake opinions will be removed). This mob mentality of righteous indignation will be able to quickly destroy any rebels.
Masks will become a permanent mandate, for your safety. If you disagree, then you definitely love killing the elderly.
Masks will become a permanent mandate, for your safety. If you disagree, then you definitely love killing the elderly.
(6) There is no in-between, or even time to express your opinion, because you will be promptly ridiculed by the thought-police and bring shame to yourself and family.
Any science that fits the thought-police narrative will become dogmatic undeniable fact.
Any science that fits the thought-police narrative will become dogmatic undeniable fact.
(7) Vaccines are a permanent mandate for your safety. Again, if you disagree, then you definitely love killing children.
The thought-police will also help you handle the stress of the existential dilemma. You will be repeatably told from an early age that you are the
The thought-police will also help you handle the stress of the existential dilemma. You will be repeatably told from an early age that you are the
(8) descendants of mutant apes that were ultimately created from a great-grand-daddy pond goo.
It's great, you already have all the answers you need.
The answer is that you're a meaningless blob of flesh, so get all your hedonistic pleasure in quickly before you die!
It's great, you already have all the answers you need.
The answer is that you're a meaningless blob of flesh, so get all your hedonistic pleasure in quickly before you die!
(9) If you disagree then you will be deemed scientifically illiterate and banned from ever expressing your opinion publicly.
Now that everyone is woke thanks to the thought-police, everyone will get along great, sex will be transient and meaningless,
Now that everyone is woke thanks to the thought-police, everyone will get along great, sex will be transient and meaningless,
(10) because emotions should only be used as a weapon to destroy the logic of the opposition.
Speaking of sex, vasectomy's will be incentivized with massive tax write-offs.
Aborted fetuses will become a commodity.
Speaking of sex, vasectomy's will be incentivized with massive tax write-offs.
Aborted fetuses will become a commodity.
(11) All the top thought-police will have an abundance of fetal tissue to make sure their superior morality approaches immortality.
All lives matter - except innocent babies, old-school police officers, and everyone who disagrees with the thought-police.
All lives matter - except innocent babies, old-school police officers, and everyone who disagrees with the thought-police.
(12) All replies that disagree with the sentiment of the thought-police will be blocked.
1) because you're wrong.
2) because I'm super sensitive to even the most minuscule microaggression.....
[SATIRE]
1) because you're wrong.
2) because I'm super sensitive to even the most minuscule microaggression.....
[SATIRE]
