*chuckling* oh so you're upset about the fact that you died in a nuculer war huh? back in my day the schools taught us to duck and cover, guess you milleniials are victims of common core these days though. Perhaps if you had sinply spent 20 years digging a bunker by hand into you
Rb asment then you'd have been fine. Scared of hard work tho ots fine. Maybe if youd improtd some sarin gas from a man named ivan and made a stafing room that could flood the gas jnto your bunkers would be safe from roving maurders don't dthink of that did ya though. Commno sense
If you really wantd to live then you sgould have bought 37 years of spaghettios the way i did, actually it was 10 years but the kids and wife moved out but

I have the old tv down here and every episode of sanfor amd sonds on tape and a bike hani g by hooks for exercise so I'm bo
Th ready to live here forever and I'm clearly not racist because i like mr sandford

In my hermeticLly sealwd bunkr there are no solar panels because thats liberal energy and also the nuculer cloud blotted the sun but there is a gasoline generator and so there is loys of power fo
R the tv and the micro wave because of the dpaghettios and it is running now amd i feel gre
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