1. Right. Anyone who is a big fan of The Smartest Giant in Town look away. This isn't pretty. I have issues.
2. George has issues with his self image and decides to do something about it. He buys himself probably his first ever set of smart clothes. Go George!
3. LITERALLY on the way out of the shop this giraffe starts making a big song and dance out of having a cold neck. Like they don't know this is an issue. Despite being a giraffe.
4. Kind hearted George gives him his brand new tie! As if that's going to keep Giraffe warm! George!
5. Next George meets a goat whose sail has blown away in a storm. DOES IT LOOK STORMY TO YOU?
And anyway, people who own boats are rich. Buy another sail, Goat!
6. George. Mate.
7. Fair enough. These mice do need a new home. Giving them his shoe is the right thing to do here. Nice one, George.
7. Fair enough. These mice do need a new home. Giving them his shoe is the right thing to do here. Nice one, George.
7. Fair enough. These mice do need a new home. Giving them his shoe is the right thing to do here. Nice one, George.
8. Unless..
Is this part of a horrible practical joke? Keep going. Sadly there's more evidence for this coming.
9. Fox claims that his sleeping bag is soaking wet. Look rainy? Did this happen in the same 'storm' that goat's sail blew away? And I DO NOT like the way fox is grinning here.
9. Fox claims that his sleeping bag is soaking wet. Look rainy? Did this happen in the same 'storm' that goat's sail blew away? And I DO NOT like the way fox is grinning here.
9. Fox claims that his sleeping bag is soaking wet. Look rainy? Did this happen in the same 'storm' that goat's sail blew away? And I DO NOT like the way fox is grinning here.
10. Dog can't get over the bog that there's a path going right past? Maybe George is a fool for giving away his belt here but I think we've established he can't help himself. This is MEAN.
10. Dog can't get over the bog that there's a path going right past? Maybe George is a fool for giving away his belt here but I think we've established he can't help himself. This is MEAN.
10. Dog can't get over the bog that there's a path going right past? Maybe George is a fool for giving away his belt here but I think we've established he can't help himself. This is MEAN.
11. Ah. All's well that ends well? NOT REALLY. George gets a useless paper crown in exchange for all the great stuff he gave away and he's back in the clobber he was trying to escape. Back where he started. Tragic.
12. Lovely thank you! No. This is the VERY WORST bit. 'To go with your sandals and gown'.

They knew! They wrote the card before he got back to his house.

They've dragged him right back down and now they're having a right laugh.
13. Well I for one am disgusted. And I hope when they all grow up a bit they'll realise how awful they've been

Fin.
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