jake gyllenhaal is in need of help from the queer eye guys; a thread
antoni porowski:

antoni is going to help jake learn how to cook other things that is not his fucking sourdough
bobby berk:

bobby is obviously gonna help with jake’s home because that shit be looking BLAND. that picture is probably the only decoration we’ve seen in his house so far and i’m concerned. does he live in a basement? guess we’ll never know
tan france:

tan is gonna help spicy jake’s wardrobe a little bit because let’s be real, we would love to see a glow up. he needs to stop wearing the same pieces. like does he own any other pair of shoes??? i don’t think so
karamo brown:

karamo is just gonna do his thing and check in with jake. make sure he’s doing ok and that quarantine is not driving him more insane. he’s also somehow gonna make us all cry, no surprises there
jonathan van ness:

finally, jvn is going to *drum roll* CUT HIS MF HAIR. i said what i said. this shit has passed the point where it looked hot and we NEED a new look! i don’t claim jake gyllenhaal until he gets a haircut. don’t @ me
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