i love my #Maryland but there are some downsides

let me explain them
you're gonna get crabs

they even get on your bumpers and windows
you're gonna stay lost
maybe sand in your eyes
find adventure
get wet
it's overly focused on orange and purple
dentists get rich
a very special drug is sold everywhere
frozen ice is not just a drink
the people are, let's just say, special
you have to learn a whole new language
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