Why Tottenham Hotspur will win the Premier League next season - a thread
We have a serial winner as manager
Son and Bergwijn go brrrr
Our form dropped as soon as Vorm signed so once he's out the door we're back 🥵
City are getting a ban so all of their players will leave
Liverpool will still be hungover next season
Ndombele is going to transform into his final form
We will be able to play Aarons instead of Aurier
Messi is joining
Our midfield trio indicates how many points we will get each game
White Hart Lane will unveil the American football pitch halfway through each game so the other team will have to forfeit
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