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So, it's 2015 and I'm in my third year of Law school at Chanco.. we have a friend , a doctor @WJS_Nyangulu great guy he is!!! always taking care of us and our women. we were basically his iceboys but he'd never make you feel that way. For him friendship came first before all else
we were bosses on campus cause of the Doc! he had a great job at Dignitas with a 7 figure salary and damn was he generous 
his house was a home to us and obviously a venue too!! unlimited drinks what what! we were sorted cause of him..and you know what that means pa campus
his house was a home to us and obviously a venue too!! unlimited drinks what what! we were sorted cause of him..and you know what that means pa campus
it was always a party at Doc's house, whatever you need, whenever you needed it zimakhala available, I actually had my own room in his house 
So doc would get paid around the 22nd kaya pa 24th of every month and he'd go crazy 
buying drinks for everyone what what
So doc would get paid around the 22nd kaya pa 24th of every month and he'd go crazy buying drinks for everyone what what
Doc would always call me whenever he was on campus, Merchant umaziwa kale and I would be in control of everything. who gets invited , what drinks to buy what what... I even knew the password to his ATM what what which made me a boss in my own right..
and I would be in control of everything. who gets invited , what drinks to buy what what... I even knew the password to his ATM what what which made me a boss in my own right..
on this particular day, a Saturday morning, Doc calls me around 2am, zalowa!!! am at vibes having drinks..well fast forward, it's 10 am, a few drinks and an accident later, we are at Sun n Sand having drinks with some friends of mine from DMi.. great people.. Pic from actual day
Nde Paja sun n sand imamangana, we are here having the time of our lives without a single care in the world ,( how would we pa bill yama merchant anyways) so the plan was that we would proceed to a cottage belonging to one of Docs friends
Nde Paja they are camels at sun n sand..wasted, we find ourselves wanting kukwela ma camel and we meet a family yama kaladi there who think ndife ana ama skin
from nowhere I pour alcohol on one of them ( halaam) and chindewu chayambika
from nowhere I pour alcohol on one of them ( halaam) and chindewu chayambika
So mesho comes in to help me out, basically protecting me from amwenye who want to fuck me up (obviously am the instigator) Ma guard tulukilani, so suddenly we are the wrong ones cause we are black ( racism exists) ma guy yambani kutimenya shortly after we are mu guard room
shortly after we are mu guard room
whilst mu guard room tazipeza kuti ndife olakwa, well what do you expect after kuyambana Ndi amwenye Ku sun n sand.. the police are called in and atipeza, wasted as we were and they decide to take us Ku office kwao for 'further investigations'..
we get to makokola police station?? no word whatsoever anangotiponya Ku Cell Ndi Mesho in our drunken stupor kudzuka pakati pa usiki nyelele mbwee Chan chani..what happened after is a story for another day but we learnt kut Doc proceeded Ku cottage kuja with the ladies
kudzuka pakati pa usiki nyelele mbwee Chan chani..what happened after is a story for another day but we learnt kut Doc proceeded Ku cottage kuja with the ladies
No actually I think the ladies were dropped off on campus Kaye and the doc proceeded to the cottage ..iih Kaya..koma ife we woke up mu cell
in our 'swimming costumes'
To be Continued..
in our 'swimming costumes' To be Continued..
