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Leaked footage from an exciting new underground club
Hitman who's forgotten to screw the silencer onto his gun
Man who regrets opening up a shop that sells "Everything Must Go!" banners
Person about to have a sculpture of themselves done
An ornithologist and motivational speaker
Trying to organise a piss up in a brewery
Someone who doesn't know what "on the rocks" means
Pranking my fellow astronaut into taking their helmet off
Vinny telling his close friends Frankie & Benny about his new idea
When your flatmate thinks salt goes in the fridge
When you open your dishwasher mid-cycle
Buying new shoes
When I'm walking away and my rival says "you know where to find me"
