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We’re sitting in the hotel bar watching 3 German guys try and put the moves on 3 French girls from a safe social distance #MagalufIn2020
THEY’VE BUBBLED. 2 of the girls are now sitting at their table. 3rd girl remains entirely unarsed and involved in her phone on their original table.
3rd girl is in! She’s still not arsed, face still in her phone, but perched on a stool with the group while her mates get involved.
PLOT TWIST : 4th French girl has returned from adventures unknown and is putting moves on the singer, who is curiously lingering over an hour after his set finished.
They’re all making plans to rendezvous at the Sky Pool tomorrow. We will be there at 6am to reserve our loungers ahead of the show.
Bar is closed, they’ve fired up Spotify. We bought ourselves an extra round, sadly they’ve brought us Haribo instead of popcorn.
This is the first and only time I will describe the unsolicited presentation of Haribo as sad.
This is the first and only time I will describe the unsolicited presentation of Haribo as sad.
The night porter has been and begged them for silencio. We are already silent so escaped admonishment. Sitting in the dark I’m not sure the NP even realised we were here.
