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Hear me out.... Brandon Williams as a striker
A THREAD:
A THREAD:
We all know that's he's blonde, which is basically the same colour as yellow, which is the same as the sun, the radiation energy levels surrounding the surface contain pashun particles, combine that to the fact he's also drake's sister, that would give the sauce to play at ST
Brandon Williams used to sell flashlights in Croatia before he became a footballer, and we all know flashlights have a lot of energy, same as Brandon, that being said, all that pashun and desiyah would float the ball into the net, allowing utd to score alot of goals
Brandon's favourite meal is yeezy's with soup, soup conducts energy around the intermolecular forces in the earth's triangular molecules, also considering the fact that Brandon eats pussy, that would give the extra fuel and the composure to thrive in this role.
After all my analysis, I have also realised that Brandon is a virgin, this will mean that he has stayed in static equilibrium for most of his life, this would defy the gravity of bussing a nut, which also correlates to him having the same iq as a ostrich with no ankles.Perfect 9
After all of this research, I have come to the conclusion that Brandon would be as good as R9, I am almost certain he would succeed.
End of thread. Likes and Rts appreciated.