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Trump translation guide:
Part 1: Knowledge
I know more about x than anyone = I know nothing about x
We'll see = I have no clue what you're talking about
Most people don't know = I just learned
I don't really know them = EITHER we "crimed" together OR I'm envious of their fame
Part 1: Knowledge
I know more about x than anyone = I know nothing about x
We'll see = I have no clue what you're talking about
Most people don't know = I just learned
I don't really know them = EITHER we "crimed" together OR I'm envious of their fame
Trump Guide Pt 2: Truth
Frankly
As you know
Story with big strong man, tears, or "sir"
I have a friend
People are saying/I'm hearing
[Any statistic]
Obama...
All = "I'm lying/making this up"
Unfair attack/fake news = the truth
Accusation of x = admission of x
Frankly
As you know
Story with big strong man, tears, or "sir"
I have a friend
People are saying/I'm hearing
[Any statistic]
Obama...
All = "I'm lying/making this up"Unfair attack/fake news = the truth
Accusation of x = admission of x
Trumpisms, part 3
X you wouldn't even believe = X doesn't exist
Repeating or elaborating on an idea = he just realized what the sentence meant
We've done an incredible job = we failed miserably
I have a great relationship with x = x is a criminal
X you wouldn't even believe = X doesn't exist
Repeating or elaborating on an idea = he just realized what the sentence meant
We've done an incredible job = we failed miserably
I have a great relationship with x = x is a criminal
Trump, pt. 4
Nasty = a smart woman [in general, insulting nickname = self-description]
I spent a lot of time on that = I saw a 2-minute piece on FOX
Maybe they should, maybe they shouldn't = I already forgot the issue
It was a joke = I didn't expect it to be that unpopular
Nasty = a smart woman [in general, insulting nickname = self-description]
I spent a lot of time on that = I saw a 2-minute piece on FOX
Maybe they should, maybe they shouldn't = I already forgot the issue
It was a joke = I didn't expect it to be that unpopular
