Why @ManUtd should sign my dog: a thread

She’s very quick and agile something Wich Man United lack at the back aswell as being great positioning wise.
She’s a lot younger than Man Uniteds back line aswell as being cheaper. A great option if they’re lookin to progress in the coming years since she’s got bags off potential. It’s a no risk high reward signing .
Despite her young age she’s very mature. She’s never got into any fights in Greece and all round is a much more reliable player than anyone there current back line.