Thread: One of the things we're neglecting in our discussions about Antifa is something I call the "Shitbird Factor".

Meaning, a substantial minority, if not majority, of the rioters and troublemakers in different cities across the country are just shitbirds.
For example, King Kyle of Kenosha capped three shitbirds almost firing randomly into the crowd. That filthy turd who shot Jay Danielson in Portland is a shitbird. The frizzy-headed nobody who sucker-kicked a white guy in Portland? A shitbird.
My definition of shitbird: a worthless member of society, someone with multiple felony convictions who still insists on looking for trouble, but not looking for a job.

Kyle shot three felons. Unless you work in a prison ministry you probably don’t know three felons.
Shitbirds: When you get up at 3:30 AM to go fishing with your dad, the single men you see loping through the empty streets are shitbirds. I’m not talking about the homeless guys with shopping carts. Shitbirds have homes, or at least a dopey-doughy girlfriend they can crash with.
With shitbirds, I’m talking about petty criminals, dopers, probation violators and dumbasses, all out looking for mischief after the good people are in bed.
Every town, large or small, has their shitbirds, some towns more than others. And they’re usually well known to the cops, which is why some shitbirds are migratory, changing towns every few years, like Joe Rosenbaum, a Texas shitbird who migrated northward.
What's important for our purposes is that shitbirds are always looking for something: weed, beer, cigarettes, unattended bicycles, runaway girls, or just a chance to count coup on society by committing a little mayhem.
That's why shit birds gravitate to Antifa like moths to a flame, because it offers them cover to do stupid, destructive things while being cheered on.
That Antifa is filled with shitbirds is nothing new. Shitbirds are always the foot soldiers of revolution.
When we on the right think about Antifa we have a tendency to greatly overestimate the threat they present and their innate competence.

But as soon as you start rounding them up you find almost nothing but shitbirds.
We obsess about deep conspiracies and foreign handlers, when in fact, outside of few harried professional agitators, the vast bulk of the soldiers are shitbirds.

And, when you rely on shitbirds, you get shitty results.
If your foot soldiers are shitbirds, you're not capable of doing much more than rioting.

The preponderance of shitbirds are why you shouldn't get too worked up about Antifa. They're a side show, a distraction from the real enemy.
If you want to end Antifa, have probation officers watch the riot footage and then send the cops around to arrest the violators at noon, when they're asleep.
And remember that the real enemy isn't the rioters, it's the DAs who don't charge the shitbirds for their shitbirdery. It's the leftists who front the bail money for the shitbirds, and the Patreons for the agitators, and the GoFundMe's for the injured.
If you want to end Antifa go after the comfortable radicals who pay the bills.

Shitbirds will always be with us. Leftist big money can be stopped. Remember that.

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