why Ashton Irwin is a robot
he is a robot.

he malfunctioned when they updated him.

he came back with an American accent
he is fireproof
he broke the drums once, which is impossible unless you have super robot strength
he plays drums too good

(drums are a favourited instrument of robots)
he malfunctions
he looks too pretty and robotic
Ashton doesnt drink blood because it might burn out his circuits
we dont know anything about his personal life? what does he do for fun? what does he like? what does he dislike?
he moves like a robot
he sounds like a robot and dances like one
he uses a charging booth
he vanishes
he recognises good robot dances
this picture is proof of robotic
supporting statement: https://twitter.com/jetblackreject/status/1303446763571904512?s=19
PROOF FROM HIS MOUTH https://twitter.com/Ashton5SOS/status/580266972786495489?s=19
more proof https://twitter.com/Ashton5SOS/status/506814842972676096?s=19
https://twitter.com/Ashton5SOS/status/558209073091325952?s=19
thank you for coming to my exposing thread
also
Ashton Irwin = AI
ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE

WAKE UP AMERICA
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