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comethazine 'the type of guy' jokes i find everywhere. a thread
Comethazine the type of guy to kill his sleep paralysis demon
Comethazine the type of guy to shoot the mirror for copying his look
comethazine the type of guy to make his parents move out when he turns 18
Comethazine the type of guy who bites mosquitoes back
Comethazine the type of guy to still be mad after eating a snicker bar
Comethazine the type of guy to hit his parents back after he got hit
comethazine the type of guy to shoot his microwave for beeping too loud
comethazine the type of guy that arrests the police
comethazine the type of guy to kill his nintendo for switching
Comethazine the type of guy to beat his parents for getting bad grades
Comethazine the type of guy that goes to hell to torture Satan
comethazine the type of guy to snitch on himself and tell the cops they can't arrest him
Comethazine the type of guy to bring a glock to a snow ball fight.
Comethazine the type of guy that eats his cereal with a knife
Comethazine the type of guy to give someone money then rob them later
Comethazine the type of guy to tell his teacher not to talk back
Comethazine the type of guy to play Simon says and shoot Simon because he told him what to do
comethazine the type of guy to play Russian roulette with a glock
comethazine the type of guy to push you in an empty pool
Comethazine that type of guy to rob a bank with no mask and use the footage in a music video
Comethazine the type of guy to wake the alarm clock up
Comethazine the type of guy to make the free trial pay him after its over
Comethazine the type of guy to rob his own house
Comethazine the type of guy to study for a drug test
