holy shit joe biden just cripwalked onto stage. audience members say they hear flo milli bleeding thru his airpods. says he was faking the whole "being old and uncool" thing to appeal to voters. now he's quoting his favorite lines from Euphoria. this mf Willy Wonka'd us

holy shit he's leading the audience in a call and response performance of FDT. damn and he knows all the words, there's no prompter or anything. uh oh, he's saying the n-words. hittin em waaay too hard... the crowd is not pushing back enough on this, i gotta get outta here

okay i'm still trying to leave but he just dropped his fortnite username? said he writes TNTina fanfic on wattpad and now he's saying somethin about "absolutely iconic chest locations." he hasn't mentioned the election once i don't really know what this speech is supposed to be