Ok, the world’s terrible.

So I’m gonna either terrify or amuse you with this thread.

Ladies and jellyspoons of the inter webs, I present - a thread of knock off Mr Blobby costumes from the 90’s
The lad’s had a hard lockdown.
Jesus. Why is he furry?
Looks like something you should have lanced
And she was never seen again
He almost looks embarrassed at his appearance here. The baby knows there’s summat up though
Nah mate.
Furryblob claims another victim
“GO ON, TOUCH IT. NO-ONES WATCHING”
“SHH NO TEARS, ONLY DREAMS”
They both actually look like they’re meeting the real thing. We didn’t have the internet to verify.
“YOU AND ME MATE, WE’VE ALWAYS BEEN PROPER CLOSE. YAKNOW. I KIGHT HAVE HAD A LOT DRINK BUT I FUGGIN LOVE YOU”
BRAAAAAAAAAINS
Nicola, if you’re out there - we’d like to crowdfund your therapy.
“MMMMMM, THOSE ROASTED CHILDREN WERE SCRUMMY”
BONUS TWEET
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