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tropes in smut fics that should stop existing (or don't make sense)
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Using spit as lubeIt does not lubricate. IT DRIES TOO QUICKLY. 0/10 would not recommend.
Being amazing at oral sex the very first time that they try it.
Like, listen, I know everyone wants to be good at sex... But BJs are clumsy and a trial and error experience. Teeth may be involved. Gag reflex happens. It's okay. It gets better with practice.
Like, listen, I know everyone wants to be good at sex... But BJs are clumsy and a trial and error experience. Teeth may be involved. Gag reflex happens. It's okay. It gets better with practice.
BDSM without having the proper conversation prior to engaging in the acts with their partner.
Safe words! Boundaries! Your partner's comfort level! It's all importantttttt.
Safe words! Boundaries! Your partner's comfort level! It's all importantttttt.
LACK OF PROTECTIONUnless y'all have been in a monogamous, committed relationship and have both been tested and are good to go and had the discussion beforehand that you're going to go raw, then y'all better suit up.
WEAR THE DAMN CONDOM!!!!!!!
This has been my TED talk.
Not using lube (at all)Imma just add this in case it isn't quite clear... LUBE IS IMPORTANT. LUBE IS YOUR FRIEND. LUBE MAKES ALL PARTIES HAPPY AND SEXY. USE LUBE. LUUUUUBBBEEEE.
USE LUBE
