what would this cost, like one f-35 https://twitter.com/cnbcpolitics/status/1326656986784686080
*an f-35 stands triumphantly atop a pile of a hundred thousand american corpses* aren’t you glad I’m here to protect you
sorry folks but imagine how many of you would have died if we did not have this plane that can’t fly
*touches earpiece* sorry I am being told it can fly in short bursts and get terribly outmaneuvered before being grounded for months due to lack of parts and/or critical function failure
ah well touch the magical f-35 and imbue yourself with the patriotic healing powers of knowing you support white collar welfare *disclaimer* citizens touching the plane will be shot
when I die all I want on my gravestone is FUCKIN HATED THE F35 please note
this fucking flying anvil plane was my blackpill where I realized all you get to choose in the US is what form of socialism you want
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