Guys, FYI, kale is grim. It has no taste unless chewy is a taste. It refuses to absorb garlic or butter because it’s made of rainjacket.
Kale is the self loathing and sadness of dieting made into physical form.
You are NOT going to persuade me to like kale. I don’t like things that hate me and are filled with malice.
Maybe an extra delicious soup or crisp seasoning will make kale OK enough to choke down. Or maybe I just have a delicious soup or actual crisps and liberate myself from the weird obligation to choke down kale
You don’t have to eat kale just because you found a way to make it bearable. That’s not the same as nice. It’s just the kale parasite that controls your brain making you act against your own preferences.
The most worrying thing is how committed everyone is to trying to persuade me to like something they admit isn’t tasty. Even tho I have made it clear I am immovable. You’re in a cult. You need to be deprogrammed. Speak to the closest five year old.
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