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A thread of things I have thought throughout the day that make my family want to disown me when I say them out loud. Help me. Blame @inziamscult for this
Do you ever get feliz navidad the Christmas song mixed up with c’è la vie?
Is a grand piano the grandparent of a normal piano because I have a grand mother and grand father and they are the grandparent of me
How does grass grow? Like where does more grass just magically come from? Is it just hiding underground? How do we never run out of grass?
Why do we have 10 fingers and 10 toes like who decided 10 that’s so specific?
2nd place really is just 1st place loser
Why isn’t there more letters like who decided 26 and then just stopped?
Why are meatballs meatballs and burgers burgers when they’re the same thing just in different shaped but a sausage is a sausage regardless of what shape it’s in
Have I ever seen pigeon siblings and not known?
I heard this and think about it a lot but how do cars and buses drive in the same lane but one has 2 seats and a tiny middle bit and the other had 4 seats and a whole ass walkway
What was invented first shoes or socks and why did we invent both like who decided we needed an extra layer
Shelves
What is the need in so many different shapes of lightbulbs? Candle shaped ones? Big fat circle ones?
Why is there jackets with zips and buttons? They both do the same thing so have one or the other why do u need both?
Why do animals not work? why do animals not do human things like u train humans to work a job so train animals to work an office job or something too? Although idk how I’d feel if a dog with a mortgage and a 3 piece suit walked past me in the street
Are cats ambidextrous?
Most people in the world have 2 eyes, 2 ears, a nose, a mouth, hair and a body so why do we all look different from each other?
Springs are weird
Is there anyone in the world that has had every single one of the same opinions I’ve had about things?
Breakfast is called breakfast because it’s a break from ur fast during the night but what does lunch and dinner mean?
Potatoes can be made into so many different things but think how many other foods can probably do the same but people haven’t tried to yet
How do u know when ur asleep and when ur awake like you could be in the middle of one of they dreams that feel really real right now and u just think ur awake?
It is only 19:03 right now so there will definitely be more added to this
