Cersei Lannister's utter lack of self awareness combined with her unearned confidence slash delusion that she's a brilliant strategist would be a fucking delight (her book character especially) https://twitter.com/RobynPorteous/status/1327179444486873090
“Everyone who isn’t us, is an enemy”

When she's doing a strat session for her fellow influencers
“An unhappy wife is a wine merchant’s best friend”

At her weekly Constantia book club
"I choose violence"

When the Starbucks batista gets her name wrong
“The more people you love, the weaker you are. You’ll do things for them that you know you shouldn’t do. You’ll act the fool to make them happy, to keep them safe. Love no one but your children; on that front a mother has no choice” 

When she does a therapy advice thread on here
“The gods have no mercy, that’s why they’re gods”

When her bid to be the president of the home owners association goes very, very wrong
Bragging how her botox/fillers guy is better than yours

“Think I’d let that old lecher put his hands on me? Smells like a dead cat”
“covid may be a monster but at least it killed our father on purpose. You killed him by mistake"

When she's angry at a relative for for mismanagement of the family stock portfolio so which caused them to lose . 0.003% ion earnings
“So we fight and die or we submit and die – I know my choice”

On her latest influencer campaign to not wear masks.
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