Was asking gf, what if I got some KOF asshole shirts
Which are shirts that only really look good on one body type, are catered to wide-eyed teens and college kids, and have extra unexplained asymmetrical bits on them.

She agrees I would look like a total asshole in one.
She’s very annoyed because I already own one.
This is the one you wear if you want to get beat up by Kiryu Kazuma and he takes more of your money.
Telling my gf I could be a Kamen Rider, just passing through.
Top zipper: Obviously fake
Bottom zipper: For nipple access
absolute pussy magnet
Gunpla x-acto knife cutting board
Could I just get the skull and clowns on the opposite side and we'll call it peak culture?
YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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