THE KPOP SELF INSERT TUMBLR DEEP DIVE - A THREAD
so i heard over there that people make their own concepts and comebacks and actual idol groups with face claims and this is in no way a drag to the roleplaying community because, hey, it's a good writing exercise!
it's just fascinating to me that people do self-inserts on kpop idols and take matter into their own hand by writing out fantasies of face, concepts, comebacks and even charting. kinda explains a lot of the mantism tendencies.
alright, for anonymity purposes, i will be using my football tumblr (with jesse lingard pfp
) and i will be censoring the usernames of the people i screencap. seriously, nothing malicious, im just making going on a deep dive and making observations.

OFF TO A GREAT START. FOUND A SOLOIST RP AND THE 'IDOL' HAS A LIST OF DATING RUMOURS&"*!&£^£
BRO*&?%"&^*!"(
YOUR SELF-INSERT IDOL IS A GAME CHARACTER WHY THEY GOT STATS MY DUDE?????
okay i'm on another blog and this is a blog for a girl group and whowieee. so supposedly this is like a leaked tiktok of their group's members and like. the layers. the regina george personality. the hateration.
a point of observation: every single idol rp i've seen so far makes it a point to make them mixed. korean-australian. korean-irish ( @KYOKOUGH she could be ur friend). korean-american. now why is that?
ANOTHER SM ENTERTAINMENT GROUP FUCK*"&£ YES @KYOKOUGH SHE'S IRISH
fuck somebody made a historical background for this faux soloist and i dont know how to censor properly but i want yall to see because the layers of it all^*&^$
yes i edited with the oil brush from paint 3d thats not the point
THE DIG @ BIGHIT CMON MANNNNNN 
MOVED TO SM FROM BIGHIT DUE TO MISTREATMENT ISSUE??? YOU MOVED TO SM ENTERTAINMENT????


wait all these idols are mixed-race yall whats up with that like i feel like there's a deeper issue at hand here. like nothing wrong with being mixed but i feel like this is for exoticism point
someone made a list of achievements for their own idol rp...definitely, ah, more impressive than actual idols. also, peaking #1 at HOT 100

I MEAN--I GUESS????
personally i think 8 million sales yet 7 paks would land u a sajaegi accusation but what do i know

from a writer's standpoint i would say that the writer doesn't know how charting works and i wonder if this translates to how kpop stans perceive bts--like they think our achievements are too outrageous and 'unrealistic' when in fact this ^ is unrealistic.
ALSO IS THIS ACCOUNT OWNED BY BILLIE EILISH OR
no okay but like, i understand roleplaying! i absolutely am not making fun of the roleplay. i make fun of the material and the obvious caucasian self-insert which is very blatant to me as an asian.
oh boy. we found a jungkook faceclaim

sigh lemme just order my juice first cause i know its about to be layers of bull
ordered korean chicken bowl instead. drinking my water and diving back into this

'actions of his father'...spicy, we'll dive into that
"vinny", its giving me 1980s miami vice actually
vinny's selca day is every 8th of the month!
JUST REALISED THE CHATIME PIC IS EDITED BC ITS ORIGINALLY FROM THE LY: SY FINAL VCR AND HES EDITED AS THOUGH HES SITTING AT CHATIME WITH U
ABSOLUTELY NOBODY HANGS OUT AT CHATIME MUCH LESS SIT WITH OUR PARTNER THERE WE GRAB OUR DRINKS AND GO MAN*&@(*!&#
all these people mistreated bro they think mistreatment is a plot point
wait hold on though i actually wrote something like this from when i wrote that wangxian idol fic. pause, lemme look for it. like i'm not above writing idol fic stuff but man*&!@#(* not the self-inserts
throwback to me writing a fake lan wangji EP review as a plot point for when wei wuxian took a long hiatus when they were nineteen years old entertainers
so like i said, again, not making fun of the RP aspect. or writing people as idols aspect. it's when u can clearly see the [waves hand] mantism and fetishization of it all that irks
found the 8th member of bts self-inserts :/
FUCK THEY CREATED FAKE TWT DISCOURSE FOR THESE 'LEAKED TIKTOKS' OH MY GOD ARE ALL KPOP DISCOURSES ON TWITTER JUST SIMULATIONS TO FEED THE IDOL ROLEPLAYERS ON TUMBLR??? AND YES THE GRAMMY NOMINEE IS HOBI&@#^!#
OKAY SO HOSEOK DATED THIS GIRL'S LEADER IN THE GROUP BUT THEY BROKE UP AND NOW HOSEOK IS DATING THIS JIAH GIRL AND THERE'S A Q&A PLEASE HOLD THE LINE LEMME GRAB SOME SC
THIS DOESNT HAPPEN IN ASIA, WE ARENT LIKE THIS LIKE WE DONT TALK ABOUT FUCKING EACH OTHER ON CAMERA NOT BC WE'RE PRUDE BUT, YKNOW, DECENCY.
TERRA DO U WANNA BE LEETEUK'S SUGAR BABY @KYOKOUGH
HOLD ON YALL THE GIRLS ARE FIGHTING CAUSE THIS GROUP IS FROM SM TOO WHY ARE THEY BEEFING AESPA@?#/%?%@
A REMINDER THAT ^ IS FICTIONAL BUT WHOOWIEEE THE HATERADE
IM VIBRATING AT THE FREQUENCY THAT CAN SHATTER GLASS
THERES A SHIP TAG EVERYBODY SHUT THE FUCK UP
only one post bewwwww
OH MY GODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
now this is interesting if only i didnt peep the debut date and "no fixed position". they said txt but make it pots and pans

found a yeonjun face claim. not funny. didnt laugh
before we dive in to yeonjun faceclaim, an update from white boy vinny jungkook and his brother henry!
#/#/%/%!%/