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Brief Brexit Timeline:
• Easiest deal in history
• We’ll stay in the SM/CU and it will be great
• Leave wins
• Actually we lied about the whole SM/CU thing but it’s still gonna be great
• Red lines
• No deal is better than a bad deal
• Crush the saboteurs!
• Fish
• Easiest deal in history
• We’ll stay in the SM/CU and it will be great
• Leave wins
• Actually we lied about the whole SM/CU thing but it’s still gonna be great
• Red lines
• No deal is better than a bad deal
• Crush the saboteurs!
• Fish
• Stop doing a Project Fear! You just need to believe!
• Enemies of the people!
• More fishy stuff
• Contempt of Parliament
• Businesses fucking off
• Well there might be some losses but it will be a net gain
• Fish again
• More businesses fuck off
• WA defeated 4 times
• Enemies of the people!
• More fishy stuff
• Contempt of Parliament
• Businesses fucking off
• Well there might be some losses but it will be a net gain
• Fish again
• More businesses fuck off
• WA defeated 4 times
• Dire economic forecasts
• More shit about fish
• We never said it would be great but it’s a price worth paying for sovereignty
• Still fish
• May does a cry and fucks off
• Is replaced with 300lb of racist mince
• Purge of any Tory to the left of the National Front
• More shit about fish
• We never said it would be great but it’s a price worth paying for sovereignty
• Still fish
• May does a cry and fucks off
• Is replaced with 300lb of racist mince
• Purge of any Tory to the left of the National Front
• Relax, lads, we have a brilliant oven ready deal
• We Got Brexit Done!
• Covid
• Probably gonna break the law rofl
• We never said we had a deal you misunderstood
• Kent is now the world’s largest dogging site/public convenience
• Lol we’re still twatting on about fish
• We Got Brexit Done!
• Covid
• Probably gonna break the law rofl
• We never said we had a deal you misunderstood
• Kent is now the world’s largest dogging site/public convenience
• Lol we’re still twatting on about fish
• Businesses still fucking off
• Economy is fucking wrecked by Covid
• Sharpest recession in hundreds of years
• Mass deaths
• More terrible economic predictions
• Nah we’re still fucking doing it
• It’s all going tits up better fly to Brussels
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• Economy is fucking wrecked by Covid
• Sharpest recession in hundreds of years
• Mass deaths
• More terrible economic predictions
• Nah we’re still fucking doing it
• It’s all going tits up better fly to Brussels
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• Ok we might not break the law please give us credit for this
• But we lied about customs checks soz
• It’s been 4.5 years
• We have been in charge this whole time and have conducted all negotiations
• 3 weeks left
• Still no deal
• THIS IS EVERYONE’S FAULT BUT OURS
• But we lied about customs checks soz
• It’s been 4.5 years
• We have been in charge this whole time and have conducted all negotiations
• 3 weeks left
• Still no deal
• THIS IS EVERYONE’S FAULT BUT OURS
