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reasons why you may be a bitch:
1. you don’t tip your server
2. you don’t put your shopping cart away after putting your groceries in your car
3. you leave an item in a place that’s not it’s original location after deciding you no longer want it
4. you spit on the sidewalk ??
5. you don’t hold the door open for people walking in behind you
6. you don’t share your notes with your classmates
7. you don’t tell people where you got an item from even when you know
8. your name has this combination of letters: eigh
9. you liked and/or laughed at that tweet of the guy quitting his job and being fatphobic in the very first line
10. you’ve attended a party at any point since march
11. you own a pair of sperrys
12. “it has nothing to do with race”
13. you cheated on someone
14. you invited a nonblack person to the imaginary cookout
15. you invited a nonblack person to an actual cookout
16. you made a “joke” about not being able to see a dark skinned person in the dark
17. you got two first names but you’re not blue ivy
18. you listen to chris brown in the year 2020
19. you cried because xxxtra dead...died
20. you said we shouldn’t wish death on trump (this one’s for you, ava)
21. you wear colored contacts
22. you’re mixed and your mom is white
22.2 ((you’re not mixed and your mom is white))
23. you’ve gone on a mission trip
24. you play the ukulele in inappropriate locations (any location is an inappropriate location)
25. you think christianity is under attack
26. you’ve claimed to be any percent indigenous american with no connection to an indigenous tribe (elizabeth warren)
27. you live in a van or other vehicle by choice
28. you think dr sebi is credible
29. you are joel osteen
30. your chart is made up of more than 40% water
