It’s Dan. Dan Cringeworthy that is…

So apparently Rep. Dan Crenshaw has been linked to a smear campaign of a female vet that was led by VA State Secretary. Don’t let Dan’s cute SNL stint fool you. He’s just another ass kissing Republican douche canoe. Periodt.
That’s a no, boo.

@DanCrenshawTX The left-wing outrage is predictably over the top. The request here is simple: allow this case to be elevated to the SCOTUS, & let the Court make a determination. All cases should be heard, all investigations should be thorough. It is that simple
Suckah.

@BradleyWhitford You're afraid of a makeup wearing draft dodger who thinks you’re a sucker for serving your country. If a Dem refused to accept the results of an election, you’d justifiably be going ballistic. You stand for nothing,
@DanCrenshawTX You’ve become a coward
So. Much. Losing.

@kurteichenwald Wisconsin court just said, in effect, "Everything Biden is saying is true I'm adopting their statement of facts as my statements of facts, & these conspiracy-theory-spewing Trump lunatics can go fuck themselves." Loss number 56. @DanCrenshawTX
Team Pete.

@WajahatAli @nbcsnl give Pete Davidson a chance on Weekend Update to walk back his forced apology to Dan Crenshaw. He said he regretted it in his stand up special. You helped normalize him and Trump. Best way forward is through a good old-fashioned, funny segment no?
Trump lost the election like 58 times.

@AmyAThatcher Dan Crenshaw said that, "Left-wing outrage is over the top." Hey Dumbfuck Dan...tRump lost the fucking Election...by a lot, not a little, by a lot. Why does it take the Supreme Court for people to see that 2+2=4?!?! SMFH!
Byeeeeee Dan.

@CharlesPPierce I think we called the putt on Dan Crenshaw waaaaaay too early.
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