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SOME OF THE MOST GORY, GRUESOME DEATHS IN HISTORY
It Takes Guts To Die A Death As Gory As These Men
A thread.
It Takes Guts To Die A Death As Gory As These Men
A thread.
Michael Malloy
Diz dude was a drunk homeless guy living in New York City in d 1920’s
His five “friends” all took out life insurance policies on him & den gave him free drinks at their bar, hoping he’d die of alcohol poisoning
Day after day he’d wake up & come back 4 more drinks
Diz dude was a drunk homeless guy living in New York City in d 1920’s
His five “friends” all took out life insurance policies on him & den gave him free drinks at their bar, hoping he’d die of alcohol poisoning
Day after day he’d wake up & come back 4 more drinks
They swapped his alcohol with antifreeze
He drank this for many days before they switched it to turpentine, and then straight up rat poison.
Yet he’d come in, drink the rat poison until he passed out, and then wake up the next day to drink more. Eventually they got tired of this.
He drank this for many days before they switched it to turpentine, and then straight up rat poison.
Yet he’d come in, drink the rat poison until he passed out, and then wake up the next day to drink more. Eventually they got tired of this.
So they began feeding him sandwiches with tacks & broken glass in them, which he happily ate
Sick and tired of losing money trying 2 kill mike, they gave him drinks until he passed out, dumped him outside in a snow bank, and soaked him in water, assuming that he’d freeze to death
Sick and tired of losing money trying 2 kill mike, they gave him drinks until he passed out, dumped him outside in a snow bank, and soaked him in water, assuming that he’d freeze to death
Yet d next day, here cums mike strolling in2 d bar asking 4 a drink. So dey proceeded 2 run him down wif a car at 45 mph, leaving mike in d street. Mike was moved by authorities 2 a hospital where his broken bones were treated to. They thought he had died & went 2 collect d money
But d company told dem dey couldnt.
3 weeks later, mike, at diz point out of d hospital, strolled in2 d bar, asking 4 a drink
So, finally, dey got him all drunk & unconscious & ran a tube pumping gas down his throat. He died after nearly an hour of being suffocated
-Quail_eggs_29
3 weeks later, mike, at diz point out of d hospital, strolled in2 d bar, asking 4 a drink
So, finally, dey got him all drunk & unconscious & ran a tube pumping gas down his throat. He died after nearly an hour of being suffocated
-Quail_eggs_29
Balthasar Gerard
At his trial, Gérard was sentenced 2 be brutally killed
D magistrates decreed dat d right hand of Gérard should be burned off with a red-hot iron
His flesh should be torn 4rm his bones with pincers in 6 different places
He should b quartered & disemboweled alive
At his trial, Gérard was sentenced 2 be brutally killed
D magistrates decreed dat d right hand of Gérard should be burned off with a red-hot iron
His flesh should be torn 4rm his bones with pincers in 6 different places
He should b quartered & disemboweled alive
His heart torn 4rm his bosom & flung in his face
Finally, his head should b taken off
Gérard’s torture was also very brutal
On d 1st night Gérard was hung & lashed wif a whip
His wounds were den smeared wif honey & a goat was brought 2 lick d honey off his skin wif d sharp tongue
Finally, his head should b taken off
Gérard’s torture was also very brutal
On d 1st night Gérard was hung & lashed wif a whip
His wounds were den smeared wif honey & a goat was brought 2 lick d honey off his skin wif d sharp tongue
D goat refused 2 touch d body of d sentenced
After diz & oda tortures he was left 2 pass d night wif his hands & feet bound 2geda, like a ball, so sleep would be hard. During the following three days, he was repeatedly mocked & hung on a pole with his hands tied behind his back.
After diz & oda tortures he was left 2 pass d night wif his hands & feet bound 2geda, like a ball, so sleep would be hard. During the following three days, he was repeatedly mocked & hung on a pole with his hands tied behind his back.
Then a weight of 300 metric pounds (150 kg) was attached to each of his big toes for half an hour
After this half hour Gérard was fitted with shoes made of well-oiled, uncured dog skin; the shoes were two fingers shorter than his feet.
After this half hour Gérard was fitted with shoes made of well-oiled, uncured dog skin; the shoes were two fingers shorter than his feet.
In diz state he was put b4 a fire
Wen d shoes warmed up, they contracted, crushing d feet inside dem to stumps
Wen d shoes were removed, his half-broiled skin was torn off
After his feet were damaged, his armpits were branded
After dat he was dressed in a shirt soaked in alcohol.
Wen d shoes warmed up, they contracted, crushing d feet inside dem to stumps
Wen d shoes were removed, his half-broiled skin was torn off
After his feet were damaged, his armpits were branded
After dat he was dressed in a shirt soaked in alcohol.
Then burning bacon fat was poured over him and sharp nails were stuck between the flesh and the nails of his hands and feet. Gérard is said to have remained calm during his torture. On 14 July 1584, Gérard was executed
— Ua_Tsaug
(Local man can't even can this can he canned
)
— Ua_Tsaug
(Local man can't even can this can he canned
)
Ishikawa Goemon
Was sentenced to death with his infant son and boiled alive in a huge iron kettle while holding his infant son above the water, and when he couldn’t hold his son up any longer, he plunged his child under the water to kill him as quickly as possible.
Was sentenced to death with his infant son and boiled alive in a huge iron kettle while holding his infant son above the water, and when he couldn’t hold his son up any longer, he plunged his child under the water to kill him as quickly as possible.
He then stood up, held up his dead boiled son to show the executioners what they had done, before he himself collapsed and died
-lazlounderhill
(And the son was punished for the sins of the father.. Wahala be like onions oo.. Em too dey make me cry)
-lazlounderhill
(And the son was punished for the sins of the father.. Wahala be like onions oo.. Em too dey make me cry
)
Giles Corey
A victim of d Salem Witch Trials
He refused 2 plead guilty 2 witchcraft. So in an effort 2 get him 2 change his plea, they pressed him 2 death
Which means he was basically sandwiched between 2 boards & den had boulders placed on top of him till he was crushed 2 death
A victim of d Salem Witch Trials
He refused 2 plead guilty 2 witchcraft. So in an effort 2 get him 2 change his plea, they pressed him 2 death
Which means he was basically sandwiched between 2 boards & den had boulders placed on top of him till he was crushed 2 death
It took two days, and the only thing he said the whole time was ‘more weight.’ Fuckin badass.
— Slut4Tea
(Naaaahhhhh... That man's a witch.. If you convert his last words to Nigerian language, it says, "Una Never See Shit.. Werey !!!!!!!...
)
— Slut4Tea
(Naaaahhhhh... That man's a witch.. If you convert his last words to Nigerian language, it says, "Una Never See Shit.. Werey !!!!!!!...
)
Klaas Stoertebecker
“He was a German pirate
They caught him & sentenced him 2 death (after he offered d city a chain of gold dat reached around d whole city once). The mayor promised him that everyone of his crew (72 dudes) dat he could run by after being beheaded will be free.
“He was a German pirate
They caught him & sentenced him 2 death (after he offered d city a chain of gold dat reached around d whole city once). The mayor promised him that everyone of his crew (72 dudes) dat he could run by after being beheaded will be free.
Legend says he ran by 11 of them before the hangman tripped him.
The mayor beheaded all 72 sailors, cause he was a dick
-blurio
(Yeeeaaaahhhh.. Even Mayor Of Lagos no do pass this one self)
The mayor beheaded all 72 sailors, cause he was a dick
-blurio
(Yeeeaaaahhhh.. Even Mayor Of Lagos no do pass this one self
)
Saint Laurence Of Rome
Was executed by roasting on a giant grill. Allegedly, his last words were: "Turn Me Over! I'm done on this side"
-Tennents_N_Grouse
(Man Disobeyed The Law Of Big Shaq.. Man Got Too Hot.. Dying On Cruise)
Was executed by roasting on a giant grill. Allegedly, his last words were: "Turn Me Over! I'm done on this side"
-Tennents_N_Grouse
(Man Disobeyed The Law Of Big Shaq.. Man Got Too Hot.. Dying On Cruise
)
Ben Cochrane
“Ben Cochrane was working as a trapper in Manitoba in 1922
He was alone by a river wen he saw d wolves approach
They were massive timber wolves, coming 4rm all sides
He had no hope of escape
D only chance Cochrane had was his rifle & d few bullets he carried wif him
“Ben Cochrane was working as a trapper in Manitoba in 1922
He was alone by a river wen he saw d wolves approach
They were massive timber wolves, coming 4rm all sides
He had no hope of escape
D only chance Cochrane had was his rifle & d few bullets he carried wif him
He fired at d wolves but failed 2 scare dem. So he fired till he used his last bullet 2 kill 7 of dem
He didnt stop there
As d wolves pounced, he turned d gun around & hit em on d head wif d rifle stock
He managed 2 kill 4 more b4 d wolves overpowered him & tore his body 2 shreds
He didnt stop there
As d wolves pounced, he turned d gun around & hit em on d head wif d rifle stock
He managed 2 kill 4 more b4 d wolves overpowered him & tore his body 2 shreds
But the bones of eleven huge timber wolves which were found near the spot where Cochrane had been attacked, bore testimony of the unfortunate man’s fierce struggle for life against overwhelming odds
— Majestic_Dildocorn
(Once A Fighter Always A Fighter
)
— Majestic_Dildocorn
(Once A Fighter Always A Fighter
)
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