3 realistic sales & buys that would improve each TOP 9 Premier League club:

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Arsenal Buys:

1. Phillips Coutinho šŸ‡§šŸ‡·
2. Wilfred Zaha šŸ‡ØšŸ‡®
3. Stefan De Vrijj šŸ‡³šŸ‡±

I think Coutinho is the creative midfielder Arsenal actually need.

Zaha is the Ivorian winger Arsenal should’ve signed.

De Vrijj is an experienced quality defender that would improve Arsenal.
Arsenal Sales:

1. Granit Xhaka šŸ‡ØšŸ‡­
2. Mesut Ozil šŸ‡©šŸ‡Ŗ
3. Alexander Lacazette šŸ‡«šŸ‡·

What is Xhaka good at ? Why did they sign him, absolute fraud.

Ozil was a truly world class player he’s now past it and is hurting the wage bill.

Laca is good but Arsenal need better and some money.
Chelsea Buys:

1. Denis Zakaria šŸ‡ØšŸ‡­
2. Jules Kounde šŸ‡«šŸ‡·
3. N/A

Zakaria is a really solid DM and a good replacement for Kante and backup.

Kounde is a talented young defender and he’d click well with Zouma, Sarr etc.

Chelsea are so well rounded I couldn’t think of anyone else.
Chelsea Sales:

1. Kepa šŸ‡ŖšŸ‡ø
2. Antonio Rudiger šŸ‡©šŸ‡Ŗ
3. Emerson šŸ‡®šŸ‡¹

Kepa is clearly a talented young keeper but it hasn’t worked out.

Rudiger is so hit and miss. Other fans seemed to rate him but not Chelsea fans.

Emerson is just shit and never getting in the team he’s 3rd choice.
Everton Buys:

1. Everton Soares šŸ‡§šŸ‡·
2. Julian Weghorst šŸ‡³šŸ‡±
3. Alvaro Odriozola šŸ‡ŖšŸ‡ø

It’s not a joke šŸ˜‚ Everton could rlly be quality option on the left.

Weghorst is a tall strong striker who knows where the net is.

Odriozola is a good RB but has never settled could be decent.
Everton Sales:

1. Jean Phillipe Gbamin šŸ‡ØšŸ‡®
2. Muhammad Besic šŸ‡§šŸ‡¦
3. Cenk Tosun šŸ‡¹šŸ‡·

Gbamin hasn’t worked out he’s been a poor signing but unlucky wiv injuries.

Besic another one who hasn’t worked out, just deadwood.

Tosun is another signing who never worked, poor scoring record.
Leicester Buys:

1. Inaki Williams šŸ‡ŖšŸ‡ø
2. Divock Origi šŸ‡§šŸ‡Ŗ
3. David Neres šŸ‡§šŸ‡·

Williams is the Vardy replacement for Leicester. Fast, prolific, good at getting in behind.

Origi is a different option up top and just a better Kelechi.

Neres is a great player & good on both wings.
Leicester Sales:

1. Demarai Gray šŸ“ó §ó ¢ó „ó ®ó §ó æ
2. Islam Slimani šŸ‡©šŸ‡æ
3. Hamza Choudhury šŸ“ó §ó ¢ó „ó ®ó §ó æ

Gray has got talent but his end product is none existent, they’ve got better players.

Slimani is dead wood, he’s shit man why’s he even there šŸ˜‚

Choudhury is poor & a red card waiting to happen.
Liverpool Buys:

1. Sergio Romero šŸ‡¦šŸ‡·
2. Ibrahima Konate šŸ‡«šŸ‡·
3. N/A

Romero is a very good backup keeper who’s not getting a chance at United atm.

Liverpool clearly need reinforcements at the back and Konate is class.

Again couldn’t think of anyone else bc they’ve got sm depth.
Liverpool Sales:

1. Adrian šŸ‡ŖšŸ‡ø
2. Naby Keita šŸ‡¬šŸ‡³
3. Divock Origi šŸ‡§šŸ‡Ŗ

Adrian has to go šŸ˜‚ no Liverpool arguments there.

I’m not getting fooled by one good game Keita simply ain’t good enough.

Origi is a cult hero sure but he’s not Liverpool quality if we’re being totally honest.
Manchester City Buys:

1. Erling HĆ„land šŸ‡³šŸ‡“
2. Houssem Aouar šŸ‡«šŸ‡·
3. Theo Hernandez šŸ‡«šŸ‡·

Haaland is everything we need from a striker if we don’t get him we’re tapped.

Aouar is the perfect replacement for Gundo such a talented player.

Theo is a young talented LB at both ends.
Manchester City Sales:

1. Riyad Mahrez šŸ‡©šŸ‡æ
2. Oleksander Zinchenko šŸ‡ŗšŸ‡¦
3. Eric Garcia šŸ‡ŖšŸ‡ø

Mahrez was so good for us last season but overall nowhere near worth 60m.

Zina is just not good enough at all, plus his wife stirs shit up.

Garcia is a total wanker fuck him get him out.
Manchester United Buys:

1. Dayot Upamecano šŸ‡«šŸ‡·
2. Jadon Sancho šŸ“ó §ó ¢ó „ó ®ó §ó æ
3. Eduardo Camavinga šŸ‡«šŸ‡·

Upamecano is the young pacy CB United hv needed for sometime.

United still need a right sided attacker & Sancho is the answer.

Camavinga is a very talented midfielder would offer a lot.
Manchester United Sales:

1. Jesse Lingard šŸ“ó §ó ¢ó „ó ®ó §ó æ
2. Brandon Williams šŸ“ó §ó ¢ó „ó ®ó §ó æ
3. Paul Pogba šŸ‡«šŸ‡·

How is Lingard still at United the guys so shit šŸ˜‚

Williams is so painfully average just not good enough.

Pogba is the most overrated player itw. He’s just causing issues now he needs to go.
Tottenham Hotspur Buys:

1. Mario Hermoso šŸ‡ŖšŸ‡ø
2. Sime Vrsaljko šŸ‡­šŸ‡·
3. Paulo Dybala šŸ‡¦šŸ‡·

Hermoso is a talented young player who would improve spurs ageing defence.

Vrsaljko could be the replacement for Trippier they need.

Dybala is slightly unrealistic but would be so good.
Tottenham Hotspur Sales:

1. Dele Alli šŸ“ó §ó ¢ó „ó ®ó §ó æ
2. Paulo Gazzaniga šŸ‡¦šŸ‡·
3. Matty Doherty šŸ‡®šŸ‡Ŗ

Alli was good but he’s finished now and seems out of favour.

Gazzaniga is a good keeper but he’s another one who seems out of favour.

Doherty just hasn’t worked out and doesn’t fit the system.
Wolves Buys:

1. Angelino šŸ‡ŖšŸ‡ø
2. Rui Silva šŸ‡µšŸ‡¹
3. Gedson Fernandes šŸ‡µšŸ‡¹

Angelino would fit the Wolves wing back system as an upgrade on Johnny

Wolves need another keeper and Granada’s Silva is a very good option.

Gedson hasn’t worked at Spurs but Nuno could get the best out of him
Wolves Sales:

1. Johnny Castro Otto šŸ‡ŖšŸ‡ø
2. Leanardo Campana šŸ‡ŖšŸ‡Ø
3. Oskar Buur šŸ‡©šŸ‡°

Johnny has been a good servant but he’s ageing now.

Campana is rotting on the reserves haven’t even seen him play.

Buur seems very average and he’s not that young. They have better defenders tbh.
That’s all for the transfers thread. These are just my opinions so don’t get mad if u don’t agree ffs.

This one took me a while to plan and to type out tbh šŸ˜‚ so a like and rt is appreciated.

If u did get this far I appreciate u and hope u enjoyed.

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