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I don't know who needs to hear this but @HomespunIndy - as in me, personally - will hand deliver to your door on Dec. 23 any orders over $50 placed between now and before we open on Dec. 23.
That was a complicated sentence structure, so I'll break it down thusly:
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That was a complicated sentence structure, so I'll break it down thusly:
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You: Place order = to or >$50 between now and 10 a.m., Dec. 23. Select the appropriate "Local Delivery" option ($10 for Marion, $15 for surrounding suburbs).
Me: Get up on Dec. 23 and drive my ass out to wherever you live with the stuff.
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https://shop.homespunindy.com/
Me: Get up on Dec. 23 and drive my ass out to wherever you live with the stuff.
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https://shop.homespunindy.com/
Don't try to lure me out to a wooded area - assassination attempts disguised as orders will be canceled and your money will not be refunded.
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https://shop.homespunindy.com/
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https://shop.homespunindy.com/
We - and again I mean me - are adding more Christmas-specific stuff to the webstore tonight, which you can find at the link below.
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https://shop.homespunindy.com/tags/christmas/
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https://shop.homespunindy.com/tags/christmas/
***UPDATE*** If you want an order to be delivered to someone else as a gift, @homespunindy will church it up and take it to the address you put in the “customer notes.”
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If you want to include a card, write your message in the “customer notes” - we will write it for you and deliver it with the package. 
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