Omg Keir Starmer’s devolution speech is even funnier than I could have imagined 












Together we fought slavery??!??
It’s so classic that they cannot fathom co-operating across borders lol
They have honestly learnt nothing since the first #indyref it’s so funny. It’s literally the same arguments but with added, “the future is going to be REALLY shit so you do not want to go it alone”
The arrogance of giving us all a lesson in key Scottish and Welsh figures in the Labour Party - does he really think Indy activists don’t know about aneurin bevan??? @Lab4IndyWales make it stop

Saying the internal markets bill was railroaded through “without concern” for how it would affect devolution - no that was the point, Keir!! Same as making covid response about incompetence - no, they’re bastards!
“Given separatists boxing gloves to batter our united kingdon”??? What is he talking about? Who is the target for this speech???
The fact that he’s using this speech to bitch about the SNP is honestly unbelievable.
Would you like to give us Welsh Labour’s record on all these indicators, Keir?
Would you like to give us Welsh Labour’s record on all these indicators, Keir?
Honestly @labourlewis is the only labour MP that has any understanding whatsoever of what is actually happening in this country.
They’re so desperate to court the British nationalist vote that they don’t want to use nationalist as an insult so we’re all “separatists” now.
This is obviously the most ridiculous thing about this but the content is also ridiculous. 
https://twitter.com/katastrophising/status/1340982120806830080?s=21 https://twitter.com/katastrophising/status/1340982120806830080


Him being Gordon Brown’s hype man is so funny.
“Our last Labour prime minister”
Do you know what that means, Keir? He lost.
“Our last Labour prime minister”
Do you know what that means, Keir? He lost.
Argue against another referendum?! Not even just campaign for no but oppose the referendum??
I guess they’re taking the Lisa Nandy approach https://twitter.com/stephenpaton134/status/1217558374092623874?s=21 https://twitter.com/stephenpaton134/status/1217558374092623874
I guess they’re taking the Lisa Nandy approach https://twitter.com/stephenpaton134/status/1217558374092623874?s=21 https://twitter.com/stephenpaton134/status/1217558374092623874
We can still co-operate on global climate change as independent countries, Keir, cause, guess what? We will have to co-operate GLOBALLY to tackle that.
Question about wales
He just said he doesn’t want to extend the transition period 






Omg he just got asked about wales and just talked about Scotland?? They are terrified of bringing up welsh labour I think.
Can’t wait for the PLP to all start calling us separatists now like drones.
He really is a cross between Theresa May and Ed Miliband. Uffernol. Charisma wasteland.
He just seems like such a loser

Please don’t say thrust and passionately in the same sentence, Keir
OMG my dad is reading out the live comments, they’re brutal.
As a wise philosopher once said, Keir Starmer is a wet wipe.
@galdemzine @mlothianmclean
As a wise philosopher once said, Keir Starmer is a wet wipe.
@galdemzine @mlothianmclean

“It is extremely irresponsible to have an independence referendum in the middle of the covid crisis when we need to focus all our energies on that but we don’t want an extension to the Brexit transition period.” - Sir Keir “Forensic” Starmer
Keir Starmer’s incapable of confronting #indywales #indyscot cos he’s on the wrong side of what drives them.
“Who believed the crap
From the Labour-Tory pact?
Wisnae me. Wisnae me.
Animals that pick
On the disabled and the sick
Wisnae me, it wisnae me.”
“Who believed the crap
From the Labour-Tory pact?
Wisnae me. Wisnae me.
Animals that pick
On the disabled and the sick
Wisnae me, it wisnae me.”
Also it’s so funny that the bizarre timing of this announcement in the middle of two unprecedented crises is that the only people watching are the ones that are going to be absolutely enraged

We’ll acknowledge the existence of Welsh and Scottish historical figures, as a treat https://twitter.com/scclarkcymru/status/1340980165397102592?s=21 https://twitter.com/scclarkcymru/status/1340980165397102592