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1) There comes a time where every man has his breaking point.
That day was today for me.
After EVERYTHING, falling off a ladder, my kitty being sick and doing her best impression of a cow on my carpet, assembling a day bed, and NOT FINDING FOUR ROSES ANHWHERE, I turned to this:
That day was today for me.
After EVERYTHING, falling off a ladder, my kitty being sick and doing her best impression of a cow on my carpet, assembling a day bed, and NOT FINDING FOUR ROSES ANHWHERE, I turned to this:
2) "What was your breaking point Fudge?"
WELL APPARENTLY WE'RE ALL SO FUCKING HARD IN OUR FUCKING PANTS SIMPING FOR TRUMP THAT WE'RE ARGUING HOW MUCH OF OUR MONEY THE GOVERNMENT SHOULD BE SENDING BACK TO US THAT WE HAVENT SAID DONT TAKE OUR FUCKING MONEY
WELL APPARENTLY WE'RE ALL SO FUCKING HARD IN OUR FUCKING PANTS SIMPING FOR TRUMP THAT WE'RE ARGUING HOW MUCH OF OUR MONEY THE GOVERNMENT SHOULD BE SENDING BACK TO US THAT WE HAVENT SAID DONT TAKE OUR FUCKING MONEY
3) Yeah, no prisoners taken today.
Fuck stimulus payments.
SLASH THE FUCKING TAXES YOU SELF INDULGENT COCK SUCKERS @GOP @TheDemocrats THATS HOW YOU SAVE THE FUCKING ECONOMY.
OH WAIT.
YOU CANT DO THAT.
BECAUSE THEN YOU WOULDNT BE ABLE TO PASS YOUR FOREIGN AID BILL YOU FUCKOS.
Fuck stimulus payments.
SLASH THE FUCKING TAXES YOU SELF INDULGENT COCK SUCKERS @GOP @TheDemocrats THATS HOW YOU SAVE THE FUCKING ECONOMY.
OH WAIT.
YOU CANT DO THAT.
BECAUSE THEN YOU WOULDNT BE ABLE TO PASS YOUR FOREIGN AID BILL YOU FUCKOS.
4) OH YEAHHHHHHH BITCHES.
I went DIGGING.
You know, ACTUAL FUCKING RESEARCH, and I found out the FUN FUN FUN FUCKING FUNFUCKS YOU ALL HAVE BEEN DOING.
https://www.govtrack.us/congress/bills/116/hr133/summary
REMEMBER THIS?
I went DIGGING.
You know, ACTUAL FUCKING RESEARCH, and I found out the FUN FUN FUN FUCKING FUNFUCKS YOU ALL HAVE BEEN DOING.
https://www.govtrack.us/congress/bills/116/hr133/summary
REMEMBER THIS?
5) "But Fudge, isn't that the bill that they just passed?"
WHY YES IT IS FUCKO.
"This bill was originally introduced as the United States-Mexico Economic Partnership Act. That text passed the House and Senate in late 2019 and early 2020"
ITS A GODDAMN YEAR OLD.
WHY YES IT IS FUCKO.
"This bill was originally introduced as the United States-Mexico Economic Partnership Act. That text passed the House and Senate in late 2019 and early 2020"
ITS A GODDAMN YEAR OLD.
6) FOR YOU SEE!
These CUNNINGLY RETARDED FUCKSTAINS...
Took a fucking FOREIGN AID BILL...
FROM LAST GODDAMN YEAR...
And because they COULDNT FUCKING GET THEIR SHIT TOGETHER FORGOT ABOUT IT...
These CUNNINGLY RETARDED FUCKSTAINS...
Took a fucking FOREIGN AID BILL...
FROM LAST GODDAMN YEAR...
And because they COULDNT FUCKING GET THEIR SHIT TOGETHER FORGOT ABOUT IT...
7) And then stapled $600 stimulus checks to it, called it a "Consolidated Appropriations Act", and now are trying to ram this through hoping none of us notice that its A FUCKING YEAR OLD BILL THEY COULDNT FUCKING AGREE ON AND FORGOT ABOUT THEN RESURRECTED FROM THE TRASH BIN.
8) Does NO ONE ELSE SEE THE FUCKING ISSUE?
Does NO ONE ELSE SEE A FUCKING PROBLEM WITH THIS?
No, you fuckos want to say, "But I want $2000 rather than $600 becuz datz what Trump says we should get"
FUCK YOU.
THIS should be why it gets fucking veto'd.
Does NO ONE ELSE SEE A FUCKING PROBLEM WITH THIS?
No, you fuckos want to say, "But I want $2000 rather than $600 becuz datz what Trump says we should get"
FUCK YOU.
THIS should be why it gets fucking veto'd.
9) NONE of your Reps are afraid of you, or give a fuck about what you think.
NOT.
ONE.
Not ONE of your Reps or Senators are actually batting an eyelash at the fact that this was a foreign aid bill repackaged as an appropriations bill and then had a $600 check stapled to it.
NOT.
ONE.
Not ONE of your Reps or Senators are actually batting an eyelash at the fact that this was a foreign aid bill repackaged as an appropriations bill and then had a $600 check stapled to it.
10) I made a thread the other day lamenting that our fucking legislative and judicial system was so goddamn convoluted a layman couldn't accurately figure out where bills came from or the overall status of a case winding its way up the tiers of courts.
AND YOU PUSHED BACK.
AND YOU PUSHED BACK.
11) Some STUPID MOTHERFUCKER started bitching at me saying 'ignorance of the law isn't an excuse to break it'
MOTHERFUCKERS, THAT IS NOT WHAT I WAS FUCKING SAYING.
IM SAYING WE DONT KNOW HOW THE FUCK TO LOOK UP AND SEE WHERE THE FUCK A BILL CAME FROM OR WHO WROTE IT.
MOTHERFUCKERS, THAT IS NOT WHAT I WAS FUCKING SAYING.
IM SAYING WE DONT KNOW HOW THE FUCK TO LOOK UP AND SEE WHERE THE FUCK A BILL CAME FROM OR WHO WROTE IT.
12) You want to know who wrote this piece of shit?
https://www.govtrack.us/congress/members/henry_cuellar/400657
Henry Cuellar, a Democrat from Texas.
BUT DO YOU KNOW WHAT'S FUNNY?
THE BILL'S TEXT WAS ENTIRELY OVERWRITTEN, AND CONGRESS DOESNT TRACK WHO DID SAID OVERWRITING, SO WE DONT FUCKING KNOW.
https://www.govtrack.us/congress/members/henry_cuellar/400657
Henry Cuellar, a Democrat from Texas.
BUT DO YOU KNOW WHAT'S FUNNY?
THE BILL'S TEXT WAS ENTIRELY OVERWRITTEN, AND CONGRESS DOESNT TRACK WHO DID SAID OVERWRITING, SO WE DONT FUCKING KNOW.
13) THIS is the SHIT that I was talking about.
They take a bill that was DEAD IN THE FUCKING WATER, replace it's text, it's name, it's fucking ENTIRE EXISTENCE with a COMPLETELY DIFFERENT FUCKING BILL, and then bypass ALL THE FUCKING LEGISLATIVE STEPS, and sell it as a new bill.
They take a bill that was DEAD IN THE FUCKING WATER, replace it's text, it's name, it's fucking ENTIRE EXISTENCE with a COMPLETELY DIFFERENT FUCKING BILL, and then bypass ALL THE FUCKING LEGISLATIVE STEPS, and sell it as a new bill.
14) Not ONE FUCKING NEWS SOURCE TOLD YOU THIS, DID THEY?
Want to know why this bill came out of nowhere?
BECAUSE IT DID!
THEY REPLACED A DEAD YEAR OLD BILL WITH A DIFFERENT BILL, AND JUST TOOK THIS BILL'S PLACE IN LINE IN THE LEGISLATIVE PIPELINE. Said place? RIGHT AT THE END.
Want to know why this bill came out of nowhere?
BECAUSE IT DID!
THEY REPLACED A DEAD YEAR OLD BILL WITH A DIFFERENT BILL, AND JUST TOOK THIS BILL'S PLACE IN LINE IN THE LEGISLATIVE PIPELINE. Said place? RIGHT AT THE END.
15) Congratulations everyone.
I bet our fucking representatives don't even know the fucking chicanery that took place.
If they do, they clearly don't care.
Business as usual
Want to slip a massive fucking dump of money into programs that DONT ACTUALLY EXIST except as wallets?
I bet our fucking representatives don't even know the fucking chicanery that took place.
If they do, they clearly don't care.
Business as usual
Want to slip a massive fucking dump of money into programs that DONT ACTUALLY EXIST except as wallets?
16) Want to do it without the American population realizing the FUCKING SCAM you're pulling?
Simple.
Replace a dead bill with a completely different bill's text, and rename it.
Attack a $600 check to people as a payoff.
Then get everyone arguing over the size of the check.
Simple.
Replace a dead bill with a completely different bill's text, and rename it.
Attack a $600 check to people as a payoff.
Then get everyone arguing over the size of the check.
17) We DESERVE this butt fucking.
We all DESERVE the fucking REAMING we're getting from our government.
Because I'll bet you money that there are HUNDREDS of bills like this, sitting in limbo, waiting to be resurrected and turned into more fucking cash dumps.
We all DESERVE the fucking REAMING we're getting from our government.
Because I'll bet you money that there are HUNDREDS of bills like this, sitting in limbo, waiting to be resurrected and turned into more fucking cash dumps.
18) None of that money is ACTUALLY going to any fucking foreign countries.
This goes to state department embassies.
Where the staffers give the money to rich locals who then give them and the politicians here in the US kickbacks in the form of lavish parties and donations.
This goes to state department embassies.
Where the staffers give the money to rich locals who then give them and the politicians here in the US kickbacks in the form of lavish parties and donations.
19) Remember Ukraine?
Why do you think the State Department was involved with Hunter Biden?
Because they were getting kickbacks too.
Dump foreign aid to oligarchs, get lavish parties and hookers and blow thrown at you, help cover up Hunter's horseshit, get prosecutors fired.
Why do you think the State Department was involved with Hunter Biden?
Because they were getting kickbacks too.
Dump foreign aid to oligarchs, get lavish parties and hookers and blow thrown at you, help cover up Hunter's horseshit, get prosecutors fired.
20) Do NONE OF YOU REALIZE this is happening in EVERY FUCKING COUNTRY?
Do you want to know why some countries get more money than others?
Because some countries kick back more money than others.
China kicks back THE MOST MONEY.
OH YEAHHHHHH.
Do you want to know why some countries get more money than others?
Because some countries kick back more money than others.
China kicks back THE MOST MONEY.
OH YEAHHHHHH.
21) And why are the Republicans helping keep this going?
BECAUSE THEY'RE GETTING KICKBACKS TOO.
Gotta keep the money flowing to keep the kickbacks rolling, yo.
But hey. I'm a drunk asshole.
What the fuck do I know?
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BECAUSE THEY'RE GETTING KICKBACKS TOO.
Gotta keep the money flowing to keep the kickbacks rolling, yo.
But hey. I'm a drunk asshole.
What the fuck do I know?
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