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Gifts from Secret Santa

This is a work of fiction. All gifts are imaginary products . Any resemblance to actual persons, living or BRAINDEAD, or actual events is purely coincidental (Always put a disclaimer like VA Chomus) (1/7)

Thread Alert Gifts from Secret Santa This is a work of fiction. All gifts are imaginary products . Any resemblance to actual persons, living or BRAINDEAD, or actual events is purely coincidental (Always put a disclaimer like VA Chomus) (1/7)

Lallu Gobar

All inclusive lifetime vacation @ Hotel Taloja Jail (- 5 )
•Free forever
•Unlimited meals and water
•Hard bed and common toilet for 80 people
•No phone/internet service
•NIGHT TIME ENTERTAINMENT with free connect d dots condoms
•Bring your own VASELINE(2/7)

rani
Fully loaded cards for you to use anytime. Santa will send you to the vacation in Hotal Taloja Jail for one night stand after you max out the victim card and then you have a life long free vacation at -5 star hotel at Duttanagar. (3/7)

Self Potrait for Black Fattu Constipated Cat and a litter box

Santa hopes that he will stop using Twitter and YouTube after receiving a litter box.
(4/7)

Dedhfootiya Bhaand / Fake Ids ki Dukan / Ramleela ki Manthra

Nice dress to wear at home, vacations
Special make up kit with a UNICORN bag
Travel essentials connect the dots condom and asatya lotion (5/7)

Sattu / Aunty 420
Bubble bath and blemish removal pen. (6/7)

Newly Weds - Fartish and Desi Khatara UniP*rn Girl
Personal Lubricant for 40+ couple.

Kali Zubaan wali aurat
Tooth Brush and Mouth Wash

Vabroom, StyledDoorMat, BunnyD, All Chomus
Coal
(7/7)

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