I had a few drinks a few days ago and made a list that’s a pressing interest to many, with my own beer-infused commentary.

I give you...

“The Top 8 Eyebrows on Team Canada Everyone Should be Envious Of”

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#8

Jordan Spence

Great name, questionable spelling though

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#7

Bowen Byram

Bushy eyebrows are v much in right now. Although there’s a bit of a curl around the right eye, it works for his face shape. Well done 👏

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#6

Dylan Holloway

I’m not totally sure where I was going with this one, but 🤷‍♀️

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#5

Alex Newhook

I think my commentary sums it up nicely. These are thick af

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#4

Phil Tomasino

I rarely talk about my appreciation for good eyebrows at work, so this is an unbiased opinion

Don’t @ me

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#3

Jamie Drysdale

I mean... just look at them. How could one not be envious of these eyebrows?

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#2

Kirby Dach

He was supposed to play when I made this list, don’t question it.

I know... I was also surprised someone else on the team had nicer eyebrows‼️

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🥁 DRUMROLL PLEASE 🥁

The eyebrows we should all be incredibly envious of belong to ...

⭐️ Quinton Byfield ⭐️

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