Picture this - you own a medium sized business and one day you take your deposit to the bank, a big 🏦. Outside the doors you see a couple of 👮‍♀️ 👮‍♀️- makes you feel safe, stepping inside you see several more 👮‍♀️ 👮 👮 and now you are feeling very safe as they are standing around -
Quite relaxed. Very busy day and you have to stand in a very long line.
Then a group of questionable people enter, cut the lines and demand $$$ from the tellers.
Then they demand to see the manager, 👮‍♀️ 👮 👮‍♀️ do nothing.
Once they have the mgr. they demand the vault
Be opened, mgr. complies and the 👮‍♀️👮👮do something “finally” you think, but wait, why are the 👮👮‍♀️👮👮‍♀️helping them carry bags of $$$ out? They help push carts of $$ to the front of the 🏦 and help load a large truck. Many customers standing around in disbelief, looking at
Each other and you recognize several, look there’s the Mayor, and next to him the State Governor, next to him the State AG and they all start helping to carry out the $$.
A few customers start to speak up and are quickly told “shut up! Mind your own biz” you reply -
“This is my business” answered with “just shut up”!! Once the vault and tills are emptied they all demand the costumers empty their wallets & turn over your valuables. Some resist but are quickly whacked by a 👮‍♀️ with his night stick. Then you notice that there is even a Federal
Judge in the crowd helping the thieves. After the robbery is complete the truck drives off, the robbers leave, the 👮👮‍♀️👮👮‍♀️ leave, the gov. Officials leave, the only ones left are the customers who are standing around asking each other “how could this happen!?!?”
THIS IS THE #2020ELECTION!!!
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