Read on Twitter
no one asked for this but i decided to put together a thread of people calling the pandemic everything but ‘the pandemic’.
let’s start with ‘panny’.this one is my all-time favorite and a w for @bblackgoldd.
https://twitter.com/bblackgoldd/status/1323835692057792518
‘pansexual’.i too would like to know the answer to this question, @xxoorita. https://twitter.com/xxoorita/status/1342236743764992000
‘pu pu platter’. 
@MariTheeEmpress, i’m going to print this one out. https://twitter.com/maritheeempress/status/1337933823506587650
i won’t lie, ‘pedestrian’ made me cackle out loud. 
well done, @UnderRatedTim.
https://twitter.com/underratedtim/status/1341434870074109954
‘pa rum pum pum pum’.i love the big santa energy that you added here, @westcoastgirl.
https://twitter.com/westcoastgirl/status/1343672007905300480
who would’ve thunk that 2020 was going to have us fighting for toilet paper, in a ‘panosonic’.thank you for being so vulnerable, @Jamequity.
https://twitter.com/jamequity/status/1341208720106160129
the algebra nerds will appreciate ‘parenthesis’. this is a true work of art, @ANYAback. https://twitter.com/anyaback/status/1343008232315510789
‘panini’.pressed sandwiches apparently got the cheaters pressed, @hannuhnell. https://twitter.com/hannuhnell/status/1343935772492259333
not the ‘pomegranate’. @GoldingGirl617, why are you like this? https://twitter.com/goldinggirl617/status/1338289675916677121
@mxomee really gave me flashbacks to the geography classes i never paid attention in, in school.‘peninsula’ is everything. https://twitter.com/mxomee/status/1337881728799662081
honestly... what @AstasiaWill said.
maybe if we don’t acknowledge miss panny by her real name, she’ll go away.
https://twitter.com/astasiawill/status/1336442614409728000
maybe if we don’t acknowledge miss panny by her real name, she’ll go away.
https://twitter.com/astasiawill/status/1336442614409728000
like, i said—no one asked for this but i had time. after all, we are in a perpendicular.
as we approach a new year, just remember that you don’t have to carry the trauma of the pajama with you.
as we approach a new year, just remember that you don’t have to carry the trauma of the pajama with you.
