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how the spirit phone “characters” would react to you coming out as trans: a thread /hj
LAA scientist: offers to help you transition for free . do not trust them they will replace your organs with silly putty
touch tone telephone: “oh, youre trans? so am i!”
he then starts to talk to you about how fucked the gender binary is for the next hour
he then starts to talk to you about how fucked the gender binary is for the next hour
cabinet man: he has no clue what youre talking about but accepts you bc it sounds cool as fuck
no eyed girl: she gives you a massive hug and congratulates you for your discovery
when he died: he doesnt react. he is dead.
sweet bod: cheers for you but then segways it into promoting their honey to you (do not eat it)
gef: gef constantly uses your preferred name and pronouns around you and to validate you but also because he wants attention
ancient aliens (caveman): he is a caveman and has no sense of gender or human language
idk hed give you a silly rock or something
idk hed give you a silly rock or something
soft fuzzy man: bombards you with compliments constantly to the point where it gets kind of annoying
/ parents
your father: i dont know your dad so i dont know how hed react
your father: i dont know your dad so i dont know how hed react
i earn my life: “gender is a marketing ploy used by capitalism to sell more bathrooms”
ronald reagan: ronald reagan
man made object: also offers to help you with surgery (you can trust them)
spiral of ants: they dont react because they are ants and have no concept of gender
end of thread 
