Things you could buy instead of Timo Werner: A Thread
1 Bruno Fernandes
5,300,000 signed Stoke City Kevin Wimmer photos
62,352,941 cans of beans
18,339,100 pet rocks (more useful than Werner tbf)
53 million packs of match attacks
212 Ferrari 488s
Dele Alli, Andy Robertson, Thiago and Gnabry and still have enough left over for a mansion
An actual island
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