Summary of today’s gist: A thread

1.

Both the Boo and the booless dragged Chike today after he said that Igbo people shouldn’t go to their villages during Christmas that it’s dangerous.

Chike later dropped apology saying he tweeted because he lost friends to it😪🥴
2.

The boo and the booless give their take on the Chike issue...
3.

We did not even settle Chikes matter before one small violence came as Dumebi, sorry Rema told us to expect his album, that it will soon drop in a tweet earlier...

“Album, yes.”

As his Raver people were rejoicing so were the Anti Raver people plotting violence .
4.

Banger boys trying to bang before Rema drops another banger....
5.

More violence sprang up when Rema drank Monster mixed with vexpa and tweeted...

“A lot of people capping with my name for Likes on here, Ravers eat em up if y’all like, respect is reciprocal.”

Anti Ravers said Rema is too small that that last sentence no follow
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6.

Earlier today one guy (Olaniyi) tweeted...

“I believe David killed Goliath with Minimie Chinchin.”

That’s how another guy (Obong) replied...

“I thought it was with that chicken flavour seasoning cube.”

David just dey one side for heaven dey laugh these guys
7.

Ohh...
8.

One of the founding Fathers of Shepeteri on TwitterNG (Toolz) stepped up her Shepeteri game this year after her tweet got a visa and flew to Yankee Twitter today...

They dragged her mercilessly after she tweeted..

“Any man on Twitter will gladly leave his girlfriend for me”
9.

Yankee Twitter turned Toolz to fairly used tiger gen...!!
10.

Omoo....!!!
11.

Wahala be like bicycle.....
Know this , know peace!!!
12.

Summary:

She gave birth to 4 kids, 2 for two different men.

One who is her husband is in Nigeria with her while the other one is in the abroad....!!!

Omooo!!!
13.

Everything was going fine this morning before one lady(Chef Ene) turned herself to tiger gen when she tweeted....

“Return my call with a text and I’ll never call you again, because I clearly saw the text option but chose to call cos it was important.”
14.

This DNA matter dey cause Wahala 😭
15.

Following the second wave of COVID-19 ,Minister for information (Lie Mohammed) said there won’t be a fresh lockdown.

The news was still trying to reach everyone before(Eyen) said...

“If Lai Mohammed says there won't be a lockdown, I think we should prepare for a lockdown”
16.

Students panic as #schoolsreopening trended on Twitter.

Same students that were begging ASUU to call of the strike don’t want to resume again😂

Most schools set to open on the 18th of this month.

Wahala for the first roommate to resume, you go clean tire.!!
Small rain fell today and TwitterNg turned into pornhub this evening after some influencers went to open room 306 on an app called clubhouse.

Some of them got dragged here for faking accent and saying ridiculous things like “Spitting in your partners mouth” during sex
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This year started off on a very violent note as Symba dragged Nigerian politicians and some rich men after Dangotes bumbum leaked on the internet.

Everything happened on this same clubhouse app.

Shepeteri tweeps have stepped up their game too.

I come in peace...✌🏼🔥🔥
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