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So at the @FamilyVideo closing sale today, I found this horrifying product for sale.
So yeah, I bought it.
So yeah, I bought it.
Upon opening, I found this.
How on God’s beautiful earth did such a thing come to exist?
How on God’s beautiful earth did such a thing come to exist?
So as a very normal and curious person, I decided to cut it like it was a beef Wellington.
Mistakes were made.
Mistakes were made.
I wish I could say that I stopped, but no.
The taste was not good, but I realized it turned very dark when liquid was added.
The taste was not good, but I realized it turned very dark when liquid was added.
Just as Icarus flew too close to the sun, I became more ambitious in my experimentation.
If added to seltzer water, would said liquid become Dr Pepper?
No gods or kings, only man. I had to try.
If added to seltzer water, would said liquid become Dr Pepper?
No gods or kings, only man. I had to try.
This is the end of the saga. I’m so sorry.
