This is amazing, this is like if your Asian mom decided to write food reviews, and I love it so incredibly much. https://twitter.com/bagelofdeath/status/1348397309550333955
If my mom or frankly my dad were ever to write menu descriptions this is *exactly* what they would write. Actually most of my uncles and aunties too. I CANNOT. 




Reminds me of a time I went to a little hole in the wall in NYC Chinatown w two non-Asian friends and ordered a dish, and the waiter hesitated a long time, then demanded âYou Chinese?â and when I assured him I was he stopped worrying.