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*SCENE: 2030*
*Bobby looks up from history book.*
Grandpa...
Yes Bobby...
I have a question about something.
Happy to help.
*Bobby scrunches brow*
*Bobby looks up from history book.*
Grandpa...
Yes Bobby...
I have a question about something.
Happy to help.
*Bobby scrunches brow*
It says an antlered man who thought he was an alien sent to earth to monitor man led an alliance of white supremacists and people who thought the world was being run by a cabal of sex traffickers who drink baby blood to overrun the Capitol and kill the Vice President.
*Grandpa sets down his lemonade and looks out the window, reflecting.*
Yes, Bobby, that seems about right.
And it says all of this was because the President just made up stuff.
Yep.
And the man was orange.
Right again. So what's your question, Bobby?
Yes, Bobby, that seems about right.
And it says all of this was because the President just made up stuff.
Yep.
And the man was orange.
Right again. So what's your question, Bobby?
*Bobby squares his shoulders and taps a finger firmly on his book.*
What the fuck, Grandpa? What the actual fuck?
What the fuck, Grandpa? What the actual fuck?
