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I was... I was just really in my feels today...
a thread... pt. 1
“Hey, you kid! Stop stealing my mail!”
a thread... pt. 1
“Hey, you kid! Stop stealing my mail!”
“Hey, you kids! No running in the halls!”
“Hey, you kid! Get off my porch!”
“Hey, you kids! Stop setting things on fire!”
“Hey, you kid! Stop trying to sneak out to the garden to do the nasty with that boy!”
“Hey, you kid! Stop crying! He’s a stupid boy!”
“Hey, you kids! Get in the car! We’re going shopping!”
“Hey, you kids! It gets better… …For the 1%”
“Hey, you kids! Stop canoodling!”
“Hey, you kid! Stop letting the snow in!”
“Hey, you kids! Why you gotta be so mean?”
“Hey, you kids! Shh! This is a library!”
“Hey, you kids! Where’s the damn bus?”
“Hey, you kids! We are never, ever getting back together with the most dangerous president in the history of the United States.”
“Hey, you kid! Life was a willow, and it bent right to your wind. Wait-”
“Hey, you kid! Here’s your sign…”
“Hey, you kids! I don’t know about you, but I’m feelin’ one hundred and two…”
“Hey, you kids! I like chair yoga!”
“Hey, you kids! This is the greatest pop song of all time!”
“Hey, you kids! Here’s an example of why the 1% should NOT be trusted with all the money!”
“Hey, you kids! I got that James Dean, daydream look in my eye!”
“Hey, you kids! I was looking for the conscientious objectors’ meeting…”
“He, you kids! I said CUT!”
“Hey, you kid! You are not dressed properly for this weather!”
