1 There is a man in a hot-air balloon. He is lost, so he shouts to a woman he sees below, "Excuse me. I am lost can you tell me where I am."
Of course. You’re at 51 degrees, 31' 8.40" north latitude and 0 degrees, 07' 37.20" minutes east longitude," she replies.

2 "You must be a remainer," he says.
"I am. How did you know?"
"Because everything you told me is factually correct, but the information doesn't help me, and I’m still lost. Frankly, you’ve been no help."
"You must be a Leaver," she replies.
"Yes. How did you know?"

3 "You have put yourself in the position you are. You’ve risen due to a lot of hot air. You aren't in control of what you are doing, and you expect me to solve your problems. You’re in exactly the same position you were in before we met, but somehow, and now it’s my fault."