imagine being the school counsellor at UA and aizawa keeps booking himself sessions with you just to get fingerbanged over your desk before he has to go back to teaching. he gets so stressed during the day and it’s literally the only thing that keeps him going lol

and everyone else is like ‘it’s so good that aizawa trusts you enough to open up about his issues. he’s always resisted therapy but it seems like you’re really getting through to him’ and you’re like ‘yeah i’m really getting through him— i mean through /to/ him haha ’

midnight gets curious and walks past your office one time and thinks ‘poor sho, he’s really pouring his heart out ’ when she hears him sobbing but he’s actually just in there bent up like a pretzel while you blast his prostate so hard he goes temporarily blind