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Thread: Well @davquinn didn't get that Thesaurus for Christmas we'd all hoped he would. One would be forgiven for thinking that it's actually David who is 'woke' & not everyone he dislikes? As the arbiter of 21st conservative moralism, he has some pretty woke takes, let's look 
Amanda Gorman is woke because she is pro-choice and a woman.
Monopoly is woke because it has a female on the box cover.
Not being a Nazi is woke.
Nicola Sturgeon, a female head of government, she's woke too.
'Dracula' and 'War of the Worlds' are woke 
Amazon and Halloween are woke.
Réada Cronin, a female politician, gets a 'woke pass'
Clifford-Lee, another female politician, also gets a 'woke-pass'
Outdoor anti-racism rally gets a 'woke pass', despite 'putting Irish lives at risk', but hey, let's open the churches indoors!
Greta Thunberg, a young female environmentalist, is of course, woke.
Trinity College and atheists are woke.
A Woke Pass for everyone in the audience!
Le Mans 66 was fabulous, no woke nonsense there, but capitalism is woke 
Woke, woke, woke, woke, woke, woke, woke, zzzzzzz
Comedians and Third-Level education are woke.
Fianna Fáil are woke, no, really, they are! As are RTÉ of course, and there's a 'woke mob' somewhere too, maybe hiding in David's wardrobe or under his bed? 
Look, you get it by now, everything, everyone, everywhere, are woke, they're all just so woke!!
But wait! There's more! Throw in Educate Together, the Democrat Party and TV Show 'The Dark Materials', all woke, bring back The Waltons and Little Family on the Prairie, set up a new streaming service called Godflix!
This thread could have been a lot longer, but I think it's long enough, just remember, David's superiority means that, no matter how woke *you* think you are, he'll always be more WOKE than you.
